Monday, January 17, 2011

boy vs girl

The difference between a boy and a girl...

Boy: He sneezes and a huge wad of snot hangs from his nose and he swiftly wipes it on his arm, hand, shirt, sweater, or anything that is NOT a tissue. Even when a parent "commands" him to get a tissue...he will pretend to go to the bathroom and still NOT use a tissue. G-R-O-S-S with a side of YUCK!

Girl: She sneezes and a huge wad of snot hangs from her nose and she whines, "Oh!!! Not again!" Then she freezes with her head cocked in the air so it doesn't fall or touch any part of her clothing or hands. She yells and waits for someone to bring her a tissue or she shuffle walks to the bathroom to clean up WITH a tissue! Just G-R-O-S-S without a side of yuck!

3 comments:

Melanie said...

we call those kind of sneezes "snot rockets"

Anonymous said...

I will also add that the boy---once in the bathroom---will usually use a towel INSTEAD of a tissue.

Leslie said...

Ah, yes! I think you nailed this one right on the head! :)